|Monday, April 19th, 2004|
|Saturday, April 10th, 2004|
With the arrival of Spring, we at lotr_deathmatch
decided it was time for another resurrection.
However, keeping with the idea of spring and new growth, we are revising our deathmatches. We have decided to get broader in our approach.
And so, we present the newest match:
They both have their romances tales. They both have their horror tales. There is oppression. There are those who do evil towards the innocents. There are conspiracies and lies. There are fans who care and fans who wank. And at the heart of it all, 4 men and let's be frank, not much concern for any sort of actual truth whatsoever.
Our springtime match:Pool A
Domlijah vs. Viggorli - the whole kit and kaboodle. We are not interested in anything as silly as a ship war. Leave that to our friends in Harry Potter. Surely you can guess as to why we are putting these two contenders against each other.
Vote early, vote often, vote anon, vote non-anon.
And as a bonus, we had considered a counter match of sorts. For as we all know, for every "teh gay," there is a "teh straight." We tossed around contenders, but in the end we settled upon one who would cream them all. A match would not really be fair.
And that person who would wipe the proverbial floor? We tip our caps to you, Carmen of the IMDB boards. You win for being the biggest nutter of them all.
|Sunday, February 8th, 2004|
|Sunday, January 18th, 2004|
|Wednesday, January 14th, 2004|
|Sunday, January 11th, 2004|
|Friday, January 9th, 2004|
|Wednesday, January 7th, 2004|
30 pages. Most impressive.
The results are as follows:Pool Aesorlehcar
Shooting to the top of the pack, over all other BNFs, is mcee
with the most minions, or at least the most dedicated fans.
And yes, every vote was counted. So remember, when the inevitable happens, and there is a BNFdeathmatch_deathmatch, spam for lotr_deathmatch
Next fight card gets posted shortly.
P.S. Every good deathmatch needs an icon and management has the graphical skills of an orc. Any volunteers? firstname.lastname@example.org if you wish to enhance our sad, iconeless username.
|Monday, January 5th, 2004|
Goodness. Management's abacus has taken quite the beating.
How nice to get a visit from so many celebrities. And people say you fine folk don't care for your fans.
The results are as follows:Pool Aluleh
wins the battle of the minions as Top Vote Getter by a large margin.
Next fight card will be posted shortly.
|Saturday, January 3rd, 2004|
Fight Card 3 is as follows:Pool Aluleh
vs. ipomoeaPool Bsajasma
vs. kissakiPool Cprreciousss
vs. salogel42Pool DLa
Management has learned of the demise of hpbnfdeathmatch
. We wish to extend our condolences to you in Harry Potter Land for losing your deathmatch.
But, like cream and hot air, lotr_deathmatch
shall rise to the top.
ACHTUNG! Voting is now closed. Please take your socks and your anons and save them for the next match.
Results will be posted shortly.
|Thursday, January 1st, 2004|
Fight Card 2 is as follows:Pool Asparcck
vs. shaeniePool Bidiosyncratic
vs. jubilancyPool Clailari
/singblusilver/hajile vs. foxykc
Note: For those of you who might not remember Lailari, here is a visual reminder management has "borrowed":Pool dhobbsy
/saveeljah/nicehobbit vs. Mother. Yes, THAT Mother from DLR. She of psychic readings and briannas.
Just a reminder, when you vote for someone (ie. you post Pool A: Sparcck), that means you want that person to stay. Technically, this isn't the proper way to run a deathmatch, but it leads to miniony type comments of love.
Voting is now closed.
Results will be posted shortly.
Once again, we thank you for
|Tuesday, December 30th, 2003|
Well. Never mind waiting to ring in the New Year.
Must strike while the iron is hot!Pool Amsallegro
vs. smoniePool Bundone27
vs. piccaloPool Canatsuno
vs. sagralissePool Dcindyjade
Just to clarify, the BNF you vote for is the BNF you want to stay.
ACHTUNG! Voting is now closed. Thank you for
participating. Results will be posted shortly.
|Monday, December 29th, 2003|
Management has awoken from the Christmas coma.
First fight card gets posted in the New Year. Best way to kick things off, we think.